Posted 15 August 2012 - 01:54 PM
"I was thinking authentic gay cowboy cuisine." YES.
I can see the Yelp review now:
ONE STAR
I *SAW* Brokeback mountain 3x and this is totally inauthentic.
My combo platter came with a side of beans.
In Brokeback mountain blond gay cowboy told fey eyelashes gay cowboy that he was sick of beans.
Cowboys don't like beans.
Worst. Restaurant. Ever.
Methinks I am like a man, who having struck on many shoals, and having narrowly escap'd shipwreck in passing a small frith, has yet the temerity to put out to sea in the same leaky weather-beaten vessel, and even carries his ambition so far as to think of compassing the globe under these disadvantageous circumstances-Hume