“I enjoy clicking on separate menu links to view the Appetizers, Salads, Meat Entrees, Fish Entrees, Pastas, and Desserts.” - Nobody
“I hope the phone number and address are actually images so I can’t copy and paste them!” - No persons
“I don’t want the restaurant’s title to appear right away. I want to watch it slowly write itself out … in cursive.” - Nobody
“I log on more frequently since I know the menu is coming soon.” - Frickin’ Nobody
Add your own!
* I admire the effort and money put into a website to make it so complex that not even the newest iPhone or Android can view it properly.
* I enjoy a good Mensa game, like when a restaurant puts their fax number instead of their voice number on their website and I get to try the various permutations in order to find out if they're open or not.
* If a restaurant's website says they have the "best" or "greatest" food ever, I believe them.